I’m hitting the festival scene this summer for the first time and am concerned that my daily one hour beauty routine complete with facial massage and a variety of products may not be plausible in a one man tent in a field. How do I cut it down and keep my face together?

V.S, Hackney

First of all are festivals really the ideal place for you given your dedication to your beauty routine? Will this end with a panicked dash to the VIP area and a tussle with security guards? If you’re determined to go ahead with it you have one of two options:

Embrace your inner hippy and go au natural, grab yourself a packet of wet wipes, dip your face in glitter and trust the fact that everyone is far too concerned with what’s happening on stage to notice your homage to glam rock. Option two is get a second tent and pack it full of Creme de la Mer. Fewer steps needed but baby soft results.